Edson Carlos
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  • San Francisco, CA
  • United States
  • Geeky Clean
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Hooping, hot or not!? I SAY HOT!

Started this discussion. Last reply by Cupcake Terror {Madam} Apr 16, 2012. 8 Replies

Check this girl out, and just when I thought it really couldn't get hotter, she puts on a dress that even JWOWW would approve of for a night out at Karma...Continue

Tags: booty, shorts, chick, girl, sexy

LOL: Catwoman maces a dude IRL!

Started this discussion. Last reply by Doomsnuggles4 Feb 4, 2012. 3 Replies

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"Oh, the Places You'll Go" @ Burning Man

Started this discussion. Last reply by Cupcake Terror {Madam} Feb 3, 2012. 3 Replies

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Which best describe your role in the industry?
Photographer, Website
What alternative styles are you most interested in?
Alt, Cosplay, Cyber & Industrial, Erotica & Fetish, Punk, Erotica, Fetish, Scene
What creative phrase would you use to describe your style?
Geeky Clean
Tell us a little about yourself! (details or get declined)
Whenever I meet a girl, I make it my duty to analyze the strength and sexiness of the doll as a species. To this end, I hold duels. Taking two dolls and making them battle until one feels the urge to take off their heels to fight. That is the "loser", and I ban the inferior one from the site immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general brunette dolls are tougher, and the Southern California girls are typically the first to jump out of heels to throw down. I guess it comes from centuries of wearing flip flops to the beach. I have hypothesized that pinups as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that comes from modern day hipsters, scenesters, and a world filled with uggs driven by MySpace angled self portraits.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a doll that is taller, or curvier, or more fierce than all the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a great match for my current best, but on very rare occasions it gives the doll an edge, the species continues to adapt to its environment. The best continues to get better, as does the competition.

When I reach the end of the current supply, I am left with one pinup, the strongest of the harem. Since it would make no sense to ban this one, I keep her close and take good care of her. I immediately have her shipped in a crate to PIXAR Animation Studios next door to the PL Loft where she gets rendered in 3D for preservation, creation of leg lamps, and future cloning.

Attached to the crate is the following label:

pinuplabel

This week was special. They wrote back to thank me, and I received a crate. Inside was a genetic mutation of my top doll which includes all the best features of all previous winners. I have set aside the weekend for a Grand Tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true Champion. There can be only one that sleeps in my room. Who dares to dance with "Desi Trump"?

Official Website or Tumblr Link:
http://www.EdsonCarlos.com
Model Mayhem or One Model Place Link:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/edsoncarlos
Facebook or (gulp) MySpace Link:
http://www.facebook.com/OMGEDSON
Twitter: (Example: @Alt_Collective)
@OMGEDSON
How did you find The Alt Collective? (Who referred you?, What site was the link on? What keywords did you search?) Be detailed, It helps us advertise and thank people!
A stroke of genius in the middle of the night!

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At 4:04pm on August 23, 2012, Cupcake Terror {Madam} said…

Yup and answered your email! :) XO

At 3:57pm on March 13, 2012, Dee Dee Desire said…

thank you so much!! Yes I do want you to come to Boston...filling out your contact now :)

At 1:42pm on February 27, 2012, Usagi Sparkles said…

<3  I knew I recognized you, but I didn't quite place it haha  You could have just said your name, Roxy talks about you enough and your work is wonderful :)

At 12:25pm on February 20, 2012, stray La' Chic said…

LOL!  I can do a bit of everything and that's the way I like it.  :)

At 11:24am on February 19, 2012, stray La' Chic said…

<3 Yea.. hope you are having a great day! ;)

At 5:59pm on February 14, 2012, Randi Marlene said…

that is funny! and i have more uploading to do!!!!!

At 2:37pm on January 22, 2012, Roxie Roulette said…

Hello! Great new website ;)

 

Can I just say your biography is possibly the best thing I have read in a long, long time!

 

xXx

At 5:32pm on January 21, 2012, General Leigh said…

I wish mang, but alas, my finances will not currently allow it. No worries though, we have Viva!!

At 1:57pm on January 20, 2012, General Leigh said…

Oh you know it's on the to do list! ;)

At 9:39pm on January 7, 2012, The Vamp Girls said…

p.s The horror group is missing a main photo. . . ;)

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